It's Not the Poop

It's the plenty. It's amazing, how much poop three cats can deposit into a litter box in 12 hours. You'd think they were on a heavy diet of bran muffins. Whatever's in those cans of chicken and turkey bits, it's highly effective on feline GI motility. We should all be as regular.

But what's more amazing is the smell. The sheer strength of it. It's impressive. A small, furry, adorable creature is able to create such a pungent smell that it can drop a human in her tracks from 50 yards out. I get it - message received - that is your box - I'm happy to poop in the toilet - not a problem.

I just wish they could scoop their own poop and put it in the trash. Though without thumbs, that would be quite a mess. If only I could sell it to the neighborhood dogs. Win, win, win.