Poop-Saving Time

Why are we still doing this? Saving daylight? We all know this doesn't save any daylight, right? Daylight is daylight, like poops in a litter box. It's either there or it isn't. It can't - nor shouldn't - be saved.

The cats certainly don't care about saving daylight. They sleep through all of it. And their stomach clocks don't adjust for weeks.

Maybe I should ship a week's worth of cat poop to Congress and let them know how much I appreciate that we're still diddling our clocks back & forth like it matters in any possible way.