Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Grand Ol' Poops

As I scooped out the box this morning I couldn't help but recognize the strong similarities of the contents of the litter box to the leaders of the republican party (and their right wing media entertainers).

So many turds of varying shapes & sizes. Some oddly shaped, others fairly consistent in girth and heft. Some just tiny, turdlet afterthoughts (afterturds), others quite large and imposing. Some that could easily wear a tiny, nerdy sweater vest, others that could easily fit in a radio talk show host chair.

But the one attribute they all share down to the last fecal particle is the stink. No exceptions. They all stink. To high heaven. When will they be scooped up and chucked out with the rest of the trash?

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