The Poop Dance

Every time one of our poopers puts a poop in the box, he or she - though mostly it's the boys - will go tearing around the house as if in a fit of joy for having taken one of the best poops of his little life.

Sometimes it seems like they're racing away from the offensive stank, which is understandable, but most of the time it seems to be the pure celebration of  the incredible lightness of being that follows a satisfying poop.

We should all celebrate such a feeling. Come bursting out of the bathroom leaping and skipping while shouting, "Great poop! GREAT poop!"